Anónimo asked:

What's it like being an adult

stupidstagram answered:

"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign  right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you" 


Mido 1.61 m 

Y peso al rededor de 70-75 kilos (no sé, no me he pesado en mucho tiempo, pero la última vez que me pesé, pesaba 73), algo que para alguien de mi tamaño, ya se considera sobre peso.

Mi meta es bajar 10 kilos en lo que resta del año y no molestaré tanto como pueden llegar a creer, subiré avances una vez al mes y ya. 

Solo les quería decir y ya :3